The Monarchy of Anglischland Kaiserreich is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm V von Hohenzollern with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.366 billion Anglisches enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 20.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglischland Kaiserreichian economy, worth 328 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 139,052 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, gossip magazines have pictures of Kaiser Wilhelm V von Hohenzollern sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown. Anglischland Kaiserreich's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Anglischland Einigtet Kirchen.

Anglischland Kaiserreich is ranked 56,403^rd in the world and 1,236^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,894.52 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.